Who Doesn’t Have The Flu?

29 Mar

The author of Mittens Kittens just perfectly described an ill blogger, in a humorous light. Talented. Enjoy.

Sigh, Oh Jessica

The natural habitat of the common house blogger has come under siege. A virus, origin unknown, has struck the mammal at a most inopportune time – Easter holiday weekend. Whether she makes it through is yet to be seen. For now, she waits by the light of her computer monitor, swaddled in a woolly dressing gown for warmth, book in hand for comfort, and a glass of orange juice at her bedside providing the necessary sustenance for virus survival.


In order to gain back some health, there are some things the blogger must do:

1. A warm shower will make her feel better. Afterwards she puts on a pair of clean pajamas rather than clothes. Adding a dressing gown helps, also. Too tired to dry her hair she simply ties it up and lets it cool down the heat in her head.

2. A mother comes by to bring her food, orange juice and pain tablets…

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